Temperatures are falling from Portland to Portland (get it? there's a Portland on each coast) and it's time to protect your ears from the harsh effects of winter. You can't use your old, scratchy knit hat that Grandma made you anymore, though you hold nothing against Nana for her sub-par knitting skills.
No--you crave expert craftsmanship in your winter wear. So go with this soft plush Red Plush Adjustable Earmuffs. They keep your ears warm while giving you space in the back of your head to let your hair down. You'll look good and your ears will be toasty warm. Boom! Problem solved.