You would love to buy your BFF some gorgeous earrings from Tiffany & Co. or a pair of $500 limited edition Jordans for her birthday, but that’s just not in your budget right now. Because you're livin from paycheck to paycheck, you missed two days of work last week, and...

Happy birthday to my evil, petty, ride or die, loyal closest friend! From one bad & boujee/ghetto chick to another. I wish you nothing but harmony, love & and success on your BBL (Brazilian Butt Lift). I wish you lots of sex with a man who resembles Idris Elba and...

Happy Birthday, Old Bitch! Oh hell no, you didn’t! Somebody better come and get this youngin! Happy birthday to my best friend of 20 years! You've been my girl & had my back since the days of Freaknik and Tootsie Roll. You know that I will do anything for you,...

Go Shorty, it's your birthday, We gonna party like it's your birthday, And we gonna sip Bacardi like it's your birthday. What's up, GIRRLL! I’m about to turn 30 in a couple of days. I’m ready to turn up & get lit AF. I’ve been waiting for the right time...

I ain't sayin' she a gold digger, but she ain't messin' with no broke dudes is a line from Kanye West’s song Gold Digger. Now, for the individuals who live in La La land and don't have the foggiest idea what a gold digger is. You’ll be surprised to learn...

Thot Education 101: What is a Thot? It is an abbreviation for Thirsty Hoe Over There. A lady who holds herself with elegance and beauty is valued and regarded in a way that perplexes the mind of a  broke dude. If you‘re a suburban soccer mom then you‘re probably not...

Snappy expressions are funny and always get retweeted, but they can also get minds moving too! Here are just a few of them, who let the hoes out, Bitch better have my money or you're not one year older, you're one year better. The same can be said for this...

It doesn't matter if it's mental, psychological, or supreme Insanity, you just love actin like a damn fool, don’t u? From batshit crazy to mentally deranged, you can't properly start your day without acting like a crazy person. Seems you're pretty impatient about life too --that's why you unable to...

You mean to tell me that you didn’t know that your best friend, who’s been your friend since elementary school, who you see on a daily basis, is a BIG OLE freaky freak. Right now, at this very moment, you're pondering to yourself thinking this can’t be true, “I know...