Happy Birthday You Turned Old Today

Happy Birthday You're Old Today E-Gift Card

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Happy Birthday, Old Bitch! Oh hell no, you didn’t! Somebody better come and get this youngin!

Happy birthday to my best friend of 20 years! You've been my girl & had my back since the days of Freaknik and Tootsie Roll. You know that I will do anything for you, even if it means putting this youngin in his Generation Z's place. We age like fine wine imported on a vessel from Italy. We get better with age and the best is yet to come. There's no better feeling than the one you get when you stroll into a liquor store and the clerk says, “excuse me, ma'am, would I be able to see your ID since you don't seem as though you're old enough to be in here".

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